June 2013
isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSSBNAD
why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong
me when I’m reading an M rated fic and all they do is kiss
friends dont let friends think benedict cumberbatch is hot
it’s been two years ryan
do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad
things i can’t imagine:
- someone having a crush on me
- someone thinking about me during random times of the day
- someone getting butterflies by thinking of me or talking to me
- someone wanting to talk to me but doesn’t, thinking they’ll annoy me
- someone thinking i’m genuinely cute and wanting to kiss me
- someone wanting to date me
- someone falling in love with me
- someone
- having
- a
- crush
- on
- me
“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”
stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what’s time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom whats day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
skills i have mastered
- not texting back
- procrastinating
- eating copious amounts of food in one setting
- painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler
- sleeping a lot
- being single
it worries me that so many of you find benedict cumberbatch attractive
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
